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Merchandising!  Merchandising!  Merchandising!  You’ll want to have a keepsake reminder of your SUPER DUPER AWESOME WEEKEND IN SAN FRANCISCO!  These products will remind you of the good times you had and just might not remember.

Where’d the order form go?
Online sales for the goods have ended. But it’ll all be for sale at each of the events over the weekend…

4″ Wool Socks by SockGuy: Dino Champion Stripes
• Custom dino-socks by SockGuy
• Wool keeps your feet happy and smelling fresh as a daisy
• 4″ cuff is appropriate for all formal/informal functions

Stanley-PMI eCycle 16oz Spill-Proof Mug: SSCXWC Edition
Keep 16oz of your favorite hot or cold beverage safe till it gets in your belly!
• Spill-proof drink-through lid for on-the-go swigging
• Works with bottle cages, jersey pockets, car cupholders, kangaroo pouches
• Safe for dishwashers, microwaves, and night rides
• Space-age, insulated, double-wall, recycled and recycle-able eCycle material

Stanley-PMI Classic Flask 8oz
Keep your “embrocation for your insides” close at hand with this sweet flask.
• Wide mouth for easy filling, with a captive screw-top cap so you can’t lose it.
• 8oz capacity to get you through even the longest weddings
• Stainless steel on the inside, classic hammertone green on the outside

Men’s T-Shirt
• Sourced, and screened in the Tenderloin (that’s “the TL” for you out-of-towners). Super high-end form fitting racer tee will make you DEAD SEXY! Not American Apparel. This shirt is cut longer than AA so when you’re in the drops you’re not showing off your coin-slot.
• Dinosaurs are scientifically proven to be awesome.

Women’s T-Shirt
• Sourced, and screened in the Tenderloin (that’s “the TL” for you out-of-towners). Not American Apparel. This shirt is cut longer than AA so when you’re in the drops you’re not showing off your coin-slot. These ultra-soft tees have a flattering fit and look SUPER CUTE!
• People will be jealous that you have Tri-Sara-Tops on your shirt.

Psst! These are preview images of the products. Final designs may be a little different, but trust me, they’re going to be awesome.